Some people just don’t have an internal edit button. They seem to say whatever comes to their mind – it just rolls off their lips! So for all the internal edit challenged, here are the
Top Ten Things you should Never say while making love…
What SHE should never say
10. Remind me to call my mother tomorrow.
9. Do you think we should paint the (insert object here) walls?
8. I don’t know how we’re going to pay the credit card bills.
7. Friendship is so much more important than sex.
6. Have you noticed that some things seem to get bigger as we age, while others get smaller?
5. Sex with you is so comfortable.
4. Is your friend (insert Name here) Paul working out lately? He looks really good!
3. Are you in yet?
2. It’s OK –I’ll just use my romance toy.
And the number one thing SHE never ever says while making love is…
Do you think Viagra really works?
Now, for what HE should never say
10. Did you have time to shower today?
9. If you love me, you’d try anal sex.
8. Do you remember when you were a size 8?
7. Do we really have to kiss?
6. Baby, just do me.
5. Oh come on, I know you love oral sex.
4. Is that nightgown supposed to be that tight?
3. Why do you need a vibrator when you have me?
2. Hey, foreplay really isn’t important.
And the number one thing HE should never ever say while making love is…
So do you think your girlfriend (insert Name here) Lynda – the gorgeous one with the big boobs – would be interested in a threesome?
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