Monday, July 18, 2011

Bedroom Quiz


Many of you have taken UndercoverWear’s Sensuality Tests, but today I’m giving you my Romantic Bedroom Quiz. Ready?
(Scoring: Give yourself 10 points for every “yes”)
1.        Does your bedroom have a sweet feminine “Victorian” feel to it?
2.        Do you have lots of pastels and flowers featured in your bedroom?
3.       Do you bring your laptop to bed to catch up on work?
4.       Does your pet ever sleep in your bed?
5.       Do you often discuss important things like your finances, children and “world problems” in bed?
6.       Do you ever hurry to bed before him in order to “pretend” you’re asleep?
7.       Do you chitchat with your girlfriends on the phone when the two of you are in bed?
8.       Is your bedroom your favorite room to watch TV without him?
9.       Is your bedroom cluttered with “stuff?”
10.   Are your sheets the same sheets you’ve had for the past five years?

Bonus Question –worth 25 points

11. Do you have photos of your parents, grandparents and/or kids displayed all over your bedroom?
Now add up your score.  As you’ve probably figured out – points are BAD!!   The more points you accumulated, the LESS romantic your bedroom is!
Let’s review what your bedroom should be. If you’re in a relationship, your bedroom should represent both of you – not just the feminine side of YOU! Plus, your bedroom is probably the place where you experience romance and sex. It certainly destroys the mood when the dog is sleeping next to you or you choose bedtime as the time to chat about those overdue credit cards. Distractions like working on your computer, talking to your girlfriend or watching TV really illustrate your lack of “feeling romantic.” If your bedroom is cluttered, it’s not visually pleasing and while I understand that your sheets can last five years, your relationship may not if you don’t invest in “bedroom creativity.”
Finally, the Bonus question. The last thing you lover wants to see as you are both making mad passionate love is a photo of your parents or the kids staring him in the face. Put the photos elsewhere!!
Remember your bedroom is your haven for romance and sensuality. Create the atmosphere that you can both enjoy!

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