Ego, Power, Sex Drive and Fidelity

I really want someone to help me find a man who is confident, powerful, accomplished, highly sexual and monogamous. Obviously, this excludes Arnold, Tiger and John Edwards. Oh! And obviously, the good man isn't for ME I have my man. Thank you.

In general, it seems highly visible and powerful men can't seem to keep their penises in their pants.

It's not just politicians and celebrities. Several years ago, three of my girlfriends (each married to successful men), found out their respective husbands were cheating on them. Two out of three of the gentlemen, scratch that, PIGS, had several female friends with whom they were sleeping with.

I actually created a club called, Men are Pigs and Deserve to Die complete with gold pigpens. I even had the cutest T-shirts made for my friends, with our club name and a sketch of a pig lying upside down in front of a tombstone. I wanted to include the shirt in the UndercoverWear line, but believe it or not the male manufacturer refused to do it.

Not to be thwarted I changed it to Men are Pigs and Deserve to Fry with a pig and frying bacon. They still refused. By the way all the manufacturers were Jewish men not sure if it was really a male thing or a kosher thing, now that I think of it.

Getting back to my point...

Take a look at Donald Trump, Steve Wynn or Bill Clinton. Trump married three times. Wynn married, divorced his wife, remarried her and dumped her again. Clinton, well, he did not have sex with that woman.

Right.

I looked up Warren Buffet. He was married and later separated from his wife. They, however, remained good friends until her death, she even introduced him to his current wife. I don't get the sense that Warren is a player, but then again, Warren is not egotistical. Rich, yes. Talented, yes. But very low-key.

Hmmm, I might be on to something.

Bill Gates is a friend of Warrens. I'll bet he doesn't cheat on his wife, but like Warren, Bill is not egotistical. Lets face it, hes just a very rich "computer geek".

So, perhaps cheating is ego driven. Alas, this begs the question; does a man (or woman) cheat because they are egomaniacs and confidant or is it about insecurity?

Or maybe the truth of the matter is men are pigs and deserve to fry.


I still think we should have T-shirts made!